I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.– Augusten Burroughs
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Stonehenge Where a man is a man and the children play to the pipes of pan
I just made a 25p profit on buying a sandwich for my boss as I have a 10% discount card. Win.
It took me 3 hours to find a name that wasn’t taken on Tumblr. I am not sure who Dennis and Edna are or what they did that was so sinful, but I like to think it was really bad. Like inserting blasphemous swearwords into hymnbooks in church while having sex on the pews. Or something. I would like to find out who took “Aibohphobia” - a fear of palindromes I think I’d like...